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  • Elizabethtown College Considers Professional Wii Sports

    Elizabethtown College Considers Professional Wii Sports

    To increase its athletic offerings, Elizabethtown College will pitch Wii Sports Bowling as a new professional sport. The athletics department intended to test the potential of this event at Etown before sending the idea out to other colleges. As such, they organized a makeshift tournament for the popular motion-control-based game. To iron out any issues

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  • Activity Review: Rorycon

    Activity Review: Rorycon

    March 29, 2024. Many people throughout the world were preparing for the holiday of Easter, but I had my own plans. As March was drawing to a close, a local event was finally ready for its first appearance.  This event? Rorycon.  For those unfamiliar with Rory, you can find him at home here at the

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  • Hidden celebrity makes Elizabethtown College famous, creating carrot cake shortage

    Hidden celebrity makes Elizabethtown College famous, creating carrot cake shortage

    An Elizabethtown College student recently published a  New York Times bestseller for their amazing life story as a hidden celebrity. This book covers all their amazing  adventures at the college, specifically how much they enjoyed the college specialties “carrot cake”and ‘chocolate air.” Right after the success of her book, thousands of people came to visit

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  • Elizabethtown College earns spot in NCAA Division I College Basketball

    Elizabethtown College earns spot in NCAA Division I College Basketball

    The Elizabethtown College men’s and women’s college basketball teams are taking flight to National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Division I. The NCAA made the announcement Monday last week that the Blue Jays would be soaring over Division II and be headed straight for Division I College Basketball, joining the America East Conference (AEC). While a

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  • Business Review: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

    Business Review: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

    If you are ever looking for a bite, look no farther than Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! This pizza joint, located at 1987 Fredbear Ln, Elizabethtown, PA, was started up in 1983. Freddy’s notable features are their signature pizza, tubular arcade and their singing animatronics. The robotic band consists of Bonnie the Bunny (guitarist), Chica the Chicken

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  • Debate of the Week: .GIF or .GIF

    Debate of the Week: .GIF or .GIF

    This week, I asked around campus to see which pronunciation is correct; .GIF or .GIF? The .GIF is an image format that was developed by computer scientist Steve Wilhite and released on June 15, 1987. The pronunciation has been debated by internet users since the early 90’s and is still relevant nearly 30 years later.

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