I have a simple morning routine, Jays. I wake up, I debate on whether I am going to class and then I check my Daily Horoscope app. Then, I check my Co-Star app. I read my horoscopes filled with vague sentiments and twist them so they fit my life. They are never correct and neither are these horoscopes. People cannot be broken down into twelve simple categories that are based on stereotypes. Plus, let’s face it. You may know your sun sign, but you definitely don’t know your moon or rising.
Aries- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Taurus- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Gemini- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Cancer- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Leo- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Virgo- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Libra- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Scorpio- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Sagittarius- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Capricorn- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Aquarius- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
Pisces- Horoscopes aren’t real. Please don’t waste your time reading these and go do your assignments! You don’t need to know what “blank” you are.
