• Media Review: The Witness

    Media Review: The Witness

    Released by Thekla, Inc. in 2016, “The Witness” is a first-person single player video game with admittedly very little context for its content. It’s currently available for PC download on Steam for about $40. You begin your journey through the game playing a nameless and faceless character. You encounter a series of panels, each containing

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  • I bought slime off an Instagram shop… Here’s what happened

    I bought slime off an Instagram shop… Here’s what happened

    We’ve all seen slime videos at this point, right? I know I’ve spent more time than I’m willing to admit on Instagram’s many slime accounts. But is this stuff as fun and satisfying as it looks— or is it all an elaborate editing trick? I decided that I couldn’t wait any longer to find out.

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  • Recipe Review: Pesto mug pasta

    Recipe Review: Pesto mug pasta

    Sometimes, it’s just a bit too difficult to find exactly what you’re craving in the Marketplace, Jay’s Nest or even the Fresh Nest, so here’s a quick and healthy recipe for pesto pasta that’s sure to hit the spot! For this recipe, you’ll need pasta of any shape (though smaller shapes work best, I used

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  • Lux Hileman details what it’s like to study abroad in Japan

    Lux Hileman details what it’s like to study abroad in Japan

    To travel the world is a dream for many people, especially young adults in college. The perfect opportunity for this is the Elizabethtown College study abroad program where as a student, you can choose to travel to over 38 countries for either a semester, a year or faculty-led short trip. The best part of this

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  • Welcome to the Jungle: Scarlett the sweet rescue Staffy

    Welcome to the Jungle: Scarlett the sweet rescue Staffy

    Fourth-year professional writing major Kyle McLaughlin’s dog Scarlett is a shy yet sweet five-year-old Staffordshire Bull Terrier who loves her family almost as much as she loves her shoe collection.  Scarlett came into McLaughlin’s family two years ago around the Christmas season. The family found her on the side of the road in a quarry

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  • Horoscopes: What Owala water bottle should you buy based on your sign?

    Horoscopes: What Owala water bottle should you buy based on your sign?

    In Issue 18 of the Etownian, Campus Life author Kate Wellons penned an article titled “Bottle Debate: Owala or Stanley?” Since I need to retire my old Pokemon water bottle because of its free standing straw that is a recipe for disaster if you’re clumsy like me (another reason I am on the Owala), I

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  • Club Feature: Etown Gamer’s Guild

    Club Feature: Etown Gamer’s Guild

    If you have an affinity for digital adventures, Elizabethtown College’s Gamer’s Guild may be for you! Also known by its acronym EGG, the club boasts roughly 80 members in its Discord server, which all students are welcome to join. Currently, the club’s president is the Etownian’s Assistant Sports Editor Neil Divins, who has participated in

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  • Bottle Debate: Owala or Stanley?

    Bottle Debate: Owala or Stanley?

    Trend changes are everywhere, and the Elizabethtown College campus sees a lot of them: claw clips, regular or flair leggings, Nike or Adidas and baggy jeans. A new wave of color has been spreading like wildfire around Etown these past few months: Owalas. The vibrant bottles are even rivaling the persistent Stanley. Throughout middle and

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  • Horoscopes: What flower are you based on your zodiac sign?

    Horoscopes: What flower are you based on your zodiac sign?

    Have pigs finally learned to fly, Jays? Could it be that the sun has finally decided to make an appearance? Sure, we’ve had our fair share of rain this month, but you know what they say: “April showers bring May flowers.” The sun has shone its way through the clouds a few times, even if

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