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Etown Athletics introduces Random Hazards Leagues in men’s and women’s lacrosse
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- April 7, 2024
Elizabethtown College Athletics is hoping to introduce new leagues involving random hazards to revitalize interest in sporting events. Attendance during the most recent lacrosse match was down from the previous game, as the audience was roughly two and a half people lower than the last game. This drop encouraged Elizabethtown College Athletics to increase audience
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How to combat sleepiness for Etown students and athletes
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Sleep is probably one of the most critical things regarding one’s health. I know I feel better after getting like 10 hours of sleep in a night when I only meant to get seven hours. However, people may not have the time to sleep as they need to work on assignments, presentations and other similar
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NFL to touch down in Australia in 2025
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
The National Football League (NFL) has been growing their game internationally within the past few years. The league’s International Series began back in 2007 when games took to London, England for the first time. Since then, the league has only been expanding. The 2023-24 NFL season included games in England, Brazil and Germany, and league
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The College to offer Greek Life on campus
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2023
Elizabethtown College is known for its close, tight-knit, supportive Blue Jay family that pursues new opportunities and enjoys giving back to the community, honoring its motto, “Educate for Service.” Although the institution boasts numerous clubs and organizations, it does not offer Greek Life—until now. Beginning in the fall 2023 semester, Etown students will be able
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Global Perspective: Sidewalks are out and rivers are in
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2023
Students have been asking for more efficient ways to get to their classes for ages, and finally the Elizabethtown College campus has produced a solution. There has been a demolition of the sidewalks on campus, with their new replacement being a river where students can boat to get wherever they want to go. Aside from
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OSA to host civil discussion between Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2023
The Elizabethtown College Office of Student Affairs (OSA) is set to host a peace talk between Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez. The two were recently involved in online drama, which came to a head on TikTok and Instagram. The OSA marketing staff has recently been trying to find interesting events for the student body, and
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Bowers Center floods and becomes a pool
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
On Saturday, March 25, the Elizabethtown College Bowers Center for Sports, Fitness and Well-being staff member Elizabeth Brown went to open the facility. As she began her journey from South Hackman Apartments, Brown walked her typical route to work: a straight shot taking her behind the bleachers overlooking Wolfe Field. As she rounded the corner,
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Bowers Center to install bounce castle
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
On Thursday, March 23, the Bowers Center for Sports, Fitness and Well-being announced that they will be installing a bounce house on the indoor track. With spring in the air, the non-regulation indoor track will not be relevant as the Elizabethtown College community will use the outdoor track rather than the indoor track. Not only
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The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
The topic of dihydrogen monoxide has been discussed as of late by many doctors around the world. The chemical has devastated communities, causing hundreds of thousands of individuals around the world to become ill. The chemical sometimes even results in death. Members of public health organizations are conducting important research about this chemical and hope
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