Catherine Boylan

“She Kills Monsters” closes as a reflection of resilience, risk and connection 0
- News
- April 5, 2026
When Elizabethtown College’s Tempest Theatre closed its run of “She Kills Monsters,” the final performances marked the end of more than a spring production. What remained was the process behind it, shaped by disruption, physical demands and a strong sense of connection among the cast and crew. Performed across two weekends in March, Qui Nguyen’s
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Business Buzz: Ford’s MLB deal shows why brands are still betting big on live sports 0
- News
- April 5, 2026
Ford is making a long-term bet on baseball, and more broadly, on the idea that live sports remain one of the most reliable ways to reach a mass audience. The automaker announced a multiyear exclusive partnership with Major League Baseball, becoming the league’s official automotive partner. The deal will place Ford Motor Company at some
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Starbucks to implement hourly charges; on- campus implications unclear 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2026
Starbucks announced Tuesday it will begin charging customers based on the amount of time they spend inside its stores, introducing a new pricing model that extends beyond traditional food and beverage purchases. The change reflects a broader effort to redefine how in-store experiences are valued within the company’s business model. Company officials indicated the policy
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Etown recognizes campus squirrels as students, requires tuition payment 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2026
Elizabethtown College announced Monday that it will officially recognize campus squirrels as enrolled students beginning in the fall 2026 semester, a move that will require the animals to pay tuition and comply with select institutional policies. Under the new designation, squirrels regularly residing on campus grounds will be classified as non-degree-seeking students. College officials estimate
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