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Today’s Tech: Etownian writers replaced by ChatGPT
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
The day “The Terminator” predicted in 1984 has finally come: the robots are taking over. When ChatGPT went public on Nov. 30, 2022, no one could have predicted its impact on the way we create and the world we know in general. People have found a variety of ways to use Artificial Intelligence (AI), such
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Tipping options added around campus
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
To tip or not to tip? A question that encroaches many broke college students’ minds as they venture their way out into the world. Even if someone is adamant on tipping and always does the bare minimum of 20%, where is it appropriate? The art of tipping has advanced over the past decade, with restaurants
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Governor announces mandatory attendance for lawmakers at Elizabethtown College
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Pennsylvania’s Governor Josh Shapiro recently issued an executive order forcing all Pennsylvania state lawmakers to register for and attend at least one semester at Elizabethtown College. All 203 state representatives and 50 state senators will be registered starting next fall, and each lawmaker will have the opportunity to continue taking classes into the spring. Funding
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Campus to introduce tents as new living units
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Are you bored by the idea of living in a dorm? Were you assigned too poor of a lottery number to live in any of your preferred (or any) of the residence halls? Consider choosing a tent as your living unit for next year! As the campus population increases with each passing academic year, a
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Etown Athletics introduces Random Hazards Leagues in men’s and women’s lacrosse
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Elizabethtown College Athletics is hoping to introduce new leagues involving random hazards to revitalize interest in sporting events. Attendance during the most recent lacrosse match was down from the previous game, as the audience was roughly two and a half people lower than the last game. This drop encouraged Elizabethtown College Athletics to increase audience
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How to combat sleepiness for Etown students and athletes
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Sleep is probably one of the most critical things regarding one’s health. I know I feel better after getting like 10 hours of sleep in a night when I only meant to get seven hours. However, people may not have the time to sleep as they need to work on assignments, presentations and other similar
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NFL to touch down in Australia in 2025
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
The National Football League (NFL) has been growing their game internationally within the past few years. The league’s International Series began back in 2007 when games took to London, England for the first time. Since then, the league has only been expanding. The 2023-24 NFL season included games in England, Brazil and Germany, and league
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Elizabethtown College softball splits home opener with Juniata Eagles
- Sports
- April 2, 2024
Elizabethtown College’s softball team (4-8, 1-1 LC) kicked off their home opener with a thrilling split against the Juniata Eagles (6-10, 1-1 LC), winning the first game 4-3 but losing the second 12-3 with the game called in the 5th inning. In the first game of the doubleheader, the Blue Jays found themselves trailing early
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Shot putter steps into the circle for first time, sets records
- Sports
- April 1, 2024
It’s unusual for a college student to pick up a new sport. It’s even more unusual for a newcomer to excel and set records at this level. But, Elizabethtown College first-year Joey Walko is doing just that. The track and field team at Etown is a growing program, and the throwing team is no exception.
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