Horoscopes: What Chandler Bing quote are you based on your zodiac sign?

Horoscopes: What Chandler Bing quote are you based on your zodiac sign?

Growing up, I hated my name. No matter where I went, everyone automatically assumed that my name was a boy’s name, and for an elementary schooler obsessed with dresses and the color pink, it felt like the end of the world. Then, around my middle school years, I started watching “Friends,” and I was introduced to the character who had caused me so much chaos: Chandler Bing. Very quickly, my attitude about my name went from loathing to adoration. While I still slightly roll my eyes when someone calls me Chandler Bing, there will always be a special place in my heart for this character who is so much like me. So, for this edition of the Horoscopes, in honor of Matthew Perry, let’s find out what Chandler Bing quote you are based on your zodiac sign. Don’t forget to look at your sun, moon and rising!

Aries- “Alright, I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put my career before men.”— “The One Where No One’s Ready,” Season 3, Episode 2

Taurus- “I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1,200 times.” — “The One with the Ballroom Dancing,” Season 4, Episode 4

Gemini- “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”— “The One with the Proposal: Part 1,” Season 6, Episode 24

Cancer- “Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest.”— “The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry,” Season 6, Episode 14

Leo- “I’m sorry. Moment to make fun of that, please.”— “The One Where Monica Sings,” Season 9, Episode 13

Virgo- “I tend to keep talking ‘til somebody stops me.”— “The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work,” Season 9, Episode 11

Libra- “We swallow our feelings. Even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?”— “The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line,” Season 4, Episode 7

Scorpio- “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”— “The One with the Tea Leaves,” Season 8, Episode 17

Sagittarius- “I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”— “The One with the Male Nanny,” Season 9, Episode 6

Capricorn- “I can handle this. ‘Handle’ is my middle name. Actually, ‘handle’ is the middle of my first name.”— “The One Without the Ski Trip,” Season 3, Episode 17

Aquarius- “Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?”— “The One in Barbados Part 2,” Season 9, Episode 24

Pisces- “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”— “The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel,” Season 3, Episode 4 

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