Horoscopes: What reality check does your sign desperately need to hear?

Horoscopes: What reality check does your sign desperately need to hear?

Hey, Blue Jays! We’re heading into a new month this Saturday, which is the perfect opportunity to click reset and start anew. So, what should your sign keep in mind as we start April? Use your sun, moon and rising signs for the most well-rounded reading!

Aquarium- Remember those thirty new hobbies you picked up last month? You’re not good at any of them! This month, quit while you’re ahead. 🙂

Pieces- As we enter April, consider crying even more—if that’s possible. The river of tears will wash away all the bad vibes of March. <3

Ares- Have you ever considered being more hot-headed? Try it this month! Your friends and family will absolutely love it, I promise. 🙂

Tourist- I think everyone else is wrong about you—you’re actually not stubborn enough. This month, stop taking advice from other people. Put yourself first. <3

Gem in Eye- Now that it’s April, it’s a perfect opportunity for you to stop talking. No, really—shut up! Let the rest of us enjoy the sounds of spring, please. 🙂

Can, Sir- Remember when you forgot to tell the Blue Bean barista to have a good day yesterday? Yeah, they hate you now. Try being nicer this month. <3

Lido- This month, stop doing your homework. It’s seriously bringing down your vibe, and you really don’t need that. Prioritize yourself. 🙂

Vertigo- You know that essay you just turned in? There was a typo in it. And your professor saw. And now they think you’re dumb. Try being more detail-oriented this month. <3

Zebra- This April, get ahead on your spring cleaning. You definitely won’t regret giving away that shirt the minute you donate it. 🙂

Scorpion- This month, consider wearing colors other than black or black-adjacent. It’s spring time, you’re no longer in mourning. <3

Sassafras- You’re literally sooo adventurous and sooo spontaneous. Capitalize on that and transfer! Even if it’s your last semester as a senior! Go on, leave! 🙂

Cornucopia- All work and no play makes you a dull boy—keep at it! This month, don’t make any changes whatsoever, just keep working yourself into the ground. <3

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