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Business Manager Farewell: Garren McKenzie 0
- Features
- April 26, 2026
After two years as business manager of The Etownian, I am leaving Elizabethtown College with a better understanding of the work required to sustain a student newspaper business. As a finance major here at Etown, I started the position unsure of what it fully entailed. I found the opening position on the Instagram of The
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Today’s Tech: Time can go quantum, going both faster and slower at the same time 0
- News
- April 26, 2026
There are few concepts in physics that are mentioned as much as the concept of time. In the original theory of relativity proposed by Einstein, time is not an absolute value. The passage of time is dependent on motion and dependent on gravity, which could not be proven until recently. In a new theory, when
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The final round beyond the greens 0
- Sports
- April 20, 2026
With only one semester remaining for seniors at Elizabethtown College, Jillian Schwarz is nothing short of busy. Successfully balancing her busy schedule with the art of her backswing for the past four years, her physical and mental drive are beyond compare. Schwarz is majoring in psychology, with minors in fine arts and human services. She
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Today’s Tech: New self-healing concrete uses bacteria to repair cracks in itself without help from humans 0
- News
- April 20, 2026
Concrete has been a staple material used in construction for a very long time. A person can find concrete almost anywhere they look. Its strength and durability are not to be scoffed at, with it being able to support drastic amounts of weight. However, even though it can support all of these structures, concrete has
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