Jake Schuller

Tom Brady hired to restart Etown football team, promises decades of success 0
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the world of collegiate sports, former National Football League (NFL) quarterback Tom Brady has been appointed as the head coach of Elizabethtown College’s football team. With a promise for decades of enduring success, Brady’s imminent arrival and appointment has ignited a veritable excitement among
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Durnbaugh Lecture: Celebrating 80 years of Heifer International 0
- Features
- March 26, 2024
Heifer International recently celebrated their 80th anniversary in a lecture held at 7 p.m. on Mar. 14 in the Susquehanna Room of Myer Hall. Heifer, a global nonprofit organization, is dedicated to the eradication of poverty and hunger via sustainable and community-based development, incentivizing aid and training to build self-sufficiency. The anniversary event began with
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