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Bowers Writers House starts Battle of the Genres 0
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2025
The Bowers Writers House has long been the home of literature on campus, fostering a spirit of unity and diversity among students. Jesse Waters, Director of the Bowers Writers House, often invites authors from various backgrounds and genres to present talks and offer their writing to students. This semester, Waters is trying something different. “I
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Activity Review: Doing Nothing 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2025
With finals seemingly rushing upon the students at Elizabethtown College, what better way to spend your limited time than doing absolutely nothing. That’s right, nothing. Why? Because why not. If you want to be philosophical, technically doing nothing is doing something, or we can never actually be doing nothing. But that’s too deep a theory
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Horoscopes: What zodiac sign is your zodiac sign?0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2025
Astrology is more than just a sun sign, which is the most commonly referred to sign. Some people don’t see their characteristics represented by their main sign because their other signs are influencing them more — or it could just be that they have the wrong zodiac sign. gn. Let’s see what zodiac sign your
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Today’s Tech: Amish Engineers create PlainSpeak AI 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2025
In a turn of events that has surprised many, the world’s first off-grid large language model powered entirely by renewable energy has been launched by a group of independent Amish engineers from Lancaster County. Called PlainSpeak AI, its creators, inspired by their values of self-sufficiency and stewardship, sought to build a tool that aligns with
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