Chandler McGuire

March Madness recap 2024 0
- Sports
- April 14, 2024
National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) fans, hopefully your blood pressure can lower because the appropriately named March Madness is officially over. People all across America either made their brackets just for fun or for monetary purposes. The American Gaming Association estimated that Americans bet over $2.72 billion on the tournament this year, and that’s just
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Horoscopes: Does anyone really care which zodiac sign they are these days?0
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
I have a simple morning routine, Jays. I wake up, I debate on whether I am going to class and then I check my Daily Horoscope app. Then, I check my Co-Star app. I read my horoscopes filled with vague sentiments and twist them so they fit my life. They are never correct and neither
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Business Buzz: Target to replace Nicarry Hall 0
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Good news, Blue Jays! Target is officially marking its territory on the Elizabethtown College campus. No longer will students have to drive twenty to thirty minutes off campus to one of their Lancaster or Harrisburg locations. Instead, they can simply walk right on over to where Nicarry Hall currently stands to indulge in their shopaholic
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Today’s Tech: Etownian writers replaced by ChatGPT 0
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
The day “The Terminator” predicted in 1984 has finally come: the robots are taking over. When ChatGPT went public on Nov. 30, 2022, no one could have predicted its impact on the way we create and the world we know in general. People have found a variety of ways to use Artificial Intelligence (AI), such
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