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Club Feature: UFO Club’s close encounter
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
Last Thursday, March 23, around 12:25 p.m., a large, chrome-colored rotating disc slowly appeared through the clouds above Lancaster County and gently touched down in front of Alpha Hall. A low, penetrating hum rang through the nearby buildings, and blinking, multicolored lights illuminated the ground beneath the saucer. Nearby Elizabethtown College students who were walking
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Etown professors replaced by robots
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
As of late, a major crisis has swept across the Elizabethtown College campus: all Etown professors have been replaced by AI-generated robots! Many questions have arisen as a result of this shocking development. In search of the seedy underbelly of this issue, one of the ousted professors, Nicole Shoemaker, shared the scoop on why robots
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Today’s Technology: The College offers Metaverse study abroad program
- April Fools' Edition
- March 30, 2023
Inspired by the many companies embracing advancements in technology and artificial intelligence (AI), Elizabethtown College has joined the bandwagon, now offering a study abroad program through the Metaverse. Created by Facebook’s parent company Meta, the Metaverse is a virtual reality (VR) space of people parallel to the real world. In turn, individuals are able to
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Recipe Review: French toast in a mug
- Campus Life
- March 23, 2023
It can be difficult making breakfast in a dorm room, especially if you only have a microwave. When you’ve been away from home for a few months, you could start to miss breakfasts made on a stovetop, like french toast. With this recipe, you can have warm, delicious french toast in a mug! This two-minute
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Media Review: Hozier’s darkly-titled new album “Eat Your Young”
- Campus Life
- March 23, 2023
On March 17, 2023, music artist Hozier released a new album with three new tracks for fans to enjoy. “Eat Your Young,” “All Things End” and “Through Me (The Flood)” are all, as always, amazing songs coming from an extremely talented artist known for his emotional and meaningful music style. With a depth of meaning
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Horoscopes: New changes with the spring equinox
- Campus Life
- March 23, 2023
Happy spring, Blue Jays! With the Spring Equinox on March 20, we’ve officially entered a new season. With more sunlight, longer days and incoming warmer weather, this season is shaping up to be a good one. But what does this all mean for your sign? Use your sun, moon and rising signs for the most
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Debate of the Week: Is cereal really just a morning soup?
- Campus Life
- March 23, 2023
For our dedicated readers, some may recall one of the most intense debates from last semester’s “Debate of the Week.” Are boneless wings really just chicken nuggets? Well, a momentous decision is about to be determined in a Chicago-area court this month. In a class-action lawsuit, an Illinois man is suing Buffalo Wild Wings, a
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Activity Review: Visiting ZooAmerica in Hershey
- Campus Life
- March 23, 2023
Recently, I went to ZooAmerica in Hershey, Pa. with my partner to learn about all the different animals from North America they care for. Just a 19 minute drive north, ZooAmerica is a great place to go with friends or family. ZooAmerica is attached to Hershey Park, but you don’t have to go through the
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Sock and Buskin puts on spring play
- Features
- March 23, 2023
Normally, Elizabethtown College’s campus is home to the Blue Jays. For two upcoming weekends, however, it’ll be home to rhinoceroses. Sock and Buskin, Etown’s theatre arts club, will proudly present “Rhinoceros,” a play that was written by Eugène Ionesco. Played by sophomore Nicholas Wiley, the play focuses on Bérenger, the main character who is consistently
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