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Elizabethtown College earns spot in NCAA Division I College Basketball
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
The Elizabethtown College men’s and women’s college basketball teams are taking flight to National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Division I. The NCAA made the announcement Monday last week that the Blue Jays would be soaring over Division II and be headed straight for Division I College Basketball, joining the America East Conference (AEC). While a
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Business Review: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
If you are ever looking for a bite, look no farther than Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! This pizza joint, located at 1987 Fredbear Ln, Elizabethtown, PA, was started up in 1983. Freddy’s notable features are their signature pizza, tubular arcade and their singing animatronics. The robotic band consists of Bonnie the Bunny (guitarist), Chica the Chicken
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Debate of the Week: .GIF or .GIF
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
This week, I asked around campus to see which pronunciation is correct; .GIF or .GIF? The .GIF is an image format that was developed by computer scientist Steve Wilhite and released on June 15, 1987. The pronunciation has been debated by internet users since the early 90’s and is still relevant nearly 30 years later.
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Horoscopes: Does anyone really care which zodiac sign they are these days?
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
I have a simple morning routine, Jays. I wake up, I debate on whether I am going to class and then I check my Daily Horoscope app. Then, I check my Co-Star app. I read my horoscopes filled with vague sentiments and twist them so they fit my life. They are never correct and neither
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Media Review: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
This week, I want to share a book that’s been on my to-be-read list for quite some time, and I’m so glad I finally sat down to read it. It was captivating, with a thrilling twist partway through, and it constantly left me thinking even after it was over. So, dear Jays, here is my
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Recipe Review: Mac & Choc
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
As you may have figured out by the many dessert recipes I’ve tried this year already, I have a bit of a sweet tooth. This week isn’t much different, but I went with one I think even the most steadfast savory fans will still enjoy: mac & chocolate! To start, grab yourself a cup of
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OSA signs deal to host Coachella, Beyoncé announced as headliner
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Butter pecan ice cream. The number four. Church choir. What do these three things have in common? If you don’t know, she’s going to be headlining Elizabethtown College’s very own Coachella. That’s right, the Queen B, Beyonce, will be the main event at the Office of Student Affairs’ (OSA) Coachella. Students were excited to find
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Tom Brady hired to restart Etown football team, promises decades of success
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the world of collegiate sports, former National Football League (NFL) quarterback Tom Brady has been appointed as the head coach of Elizabethtown College’s football team. With a promise for decades of enduring success, Brady’s imminent arrival and appointment has ignited a veritable excitement among
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Study Abroad Office to ship all Etown students to Spain
- April Fools' Edition
- April 7, 2024
Elizabethtown College Study Abroad Office is excited to announce a new program it is piloting, beginning in Fall 2024, where all 1,800 Etown students will be shipped to Spain! This new program has taken years of planning and research, but the petition signed by all Etown students for the opportunity to go to Spain could
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