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  • Raiding the tennis courts

    Raiding the tennis courts

    Recently, a bunch of Elizabethtown College students raided the tennis courts late at night. A spokesperson, who has not seen the new tennis courts yet, wanted to go play tennis after dark. So, this spokesperson got a bunch of their friends and raided the tennis courts, hoping to get in a few matches after dark.

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  • S’mores game

    S’mores game

    Anyone who follows Elizabethtown College athletics knows of the school’s long-standing rivalry with Messiah College. One of the biggest games for the rivalry every year is the Marshmallow Game. Every fall semester, with the exception of fall 2020 due to COVID-19, when the two schools’ soccer teams play each other, spectators come to the game

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  • An All Star Review

    An All Star Review

    Everyone on campus has been at least alive for the early 2000s. Though we don’t remember living through it, we remember movies, TV shows and remnants from that time. At least once, we watched the Oscar-winning animated film that is Dreamwork’s “Shrek.” The whole movie deserves a review of its own. However, I want to

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  • Welcome to the Jungle

    Welcome to the Jungle

    Hey, I’m Squish! I’m a salmon-colored fox, so it’s kinda easy to pick me out in a crowd. I’m so excited to talk to you about my college experience at Elizabethtown College! I’m from Pennsylvania, which is about an hour and a half from campus. I’m a sophomore international business major, with my focus being

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  • Historic, emotional locale for graduation

    Historic, emotional locale for graduation

    The entire Elizabethtown College campus community – students, faculty, staff and administrators – was flabbergasted this week when the Commencement Committee announced a decision to move the ceremonies May 15 and 16 from the Dell to Nicarry 232. The change comes only three weeks after the March 10 announcement clarifying COVID-19 compliant commencement exercises, which

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  • Outer space perspective

    Outer space perspective

    An Elizabethtown College student made international news last night upon discovering an extraterrestrial creature was hiding inside one of the rocks in the Masters Mineral Gallery. News outlets from all over the world rushed to Etown’s campus to get a glimpse of the alien, but the federal government had taken over the Masters Center and

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  • From nobody to rocket scientist: Etown professor finds new job in pandemic

    From nobody to rocket scientist: Etown professor finds new job in pandemic

    Rumors have spread around the communications department about why some faculty members are “remote” for the semester, if they are even still teaching. In fact, former associate professor Dr. Colin Helb recently quit his job at Elizabethtown College to pursue his passion of being a rocket scientist. According to Helb, this has been a dream

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  • Today’s Technology

    Today’s Technology

    The Elizabethtown College engineering department had recently unveiled new advanced holo-projection technology that will allow remote students to go to classes and be present on campus in order to still get the full campus experience. One of the senior capstone project teams had been working on holo-projection technology in order to create a tool for

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  • Giant superstar now working in Campus Security

    Giant superstar now working in Campus Security

    Happy 21st century folks, we all knew it would happen eventually – robots are taking over Elizabethtown College! More specifically, there is one robot. And it will not be taking over the whole College. Or anything actually. Let me just cut to the chase – it’s Marty from Giant Food Stores. And he will be

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