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An All Star Review
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
Everyone on campus has been at least alive for the early 2000s. Though we don’t remember living through it, we remember movies, TV shows and remnants from that time. At least once, we watched the Oscar-winning animated film that is Dreamwork’s “Shrek.” The whole movie deserves a review of its own. However, I want to
READ MOREWelcome to the Jungle
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
Hey, I’m Squish! I’m a salmon-colored fox, so it’s kinda easy to pick me out in a crowd. I’m so excited to talk to you about my college experience at Elizabethtown College! I’m from Pennsylvania, which is about an hour and a half from campus. I’m a sophomore international business major, with my focus being
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Historic, emotional locale for graduation
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
The entire Elizabethtown College campus community – students, faculty, staff and administrators – was flabbergasted this week when the Commencement Committee announced a decision to move the ceremonies May 15 and 16 from the Dell to Nicarry 232. The change comes only three weeks after the March 10 announcement clarifying COVID-19 compliant commencement exercises, which
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Outer space perspective
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
An Elizabethtown College student made international news last night upon discovering an extraterrestrial creature was hiding inside one of the rocks in the Masters Mineral Gallery. News outlets from all over the world rushed to Etown’s campus to get a glimpse of the alien, but the federal government had taken over the Masters Center and
READ MOREFrom nobody to rocket scientist: Etown professor finds new job in pandemic
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
Rumors have spread around the communications department about why some faculty members are “remote” for the semester, if they are even still teaching. In fact, former associate professor Dr. Colin Helb recently quit his job at Elizabethtown College to pursue his passion of being a rocket scientist. According to Helb, this has been a dream
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Today’s Technology
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
The Elizabethtown College engineering department had recently unveiled new advanced holo-projection technology that will allow remote students to go to classes and be present on campus in order to still get the full campus experience. One of the senior capstone project teams had been working on holo-projection technology in order to create a tool for
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Giant superstar now working in Campus Security
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
Happy 21st century folks, we all knew it would happen eventually – robots are taking over Elizabethtown College! More specifically, there is one robot. And it will not be taking over the whole College. Or anything actually. Let me just cut to the chase – it’s Marty from Giant Food Stores. And he will be
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‘The Real Royer’: filming of reality tv show begins
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
This is the premise of a new reality TV show being filmed at Elizabethtown College. The Office of Community Living and ECTV have joined together to create a reality tv show based in the Royer Residence Hall. The new show, which will be titled “The Real Royer,” will film the lives of the students living
READ MOREStudents at Etown “obsessed” with new campus app ChirpCherp
- April Fools' Edition
- April 1, 2021
The Jay’s App was introduced a few years ago, but it’s already time for an upgrade. This time, the Jay’s App is being upgraded to function like TikTok and now Elizabethtown College is renaming it to ChirpCherp. Similar to TikTok, students will have the ability to post videos, instead of standard text posts with images
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