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The story on Rory
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. If you’ve ever gotten a physical copy of the Etownian, chances are you’ve seen Rory hopping around in the Campus Life section. This ambitious little frog spends his days helping fill white
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Meet Doctor Dmitriy Krichevskiy and learn about why he finds economics a fascinating subject
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. After a long week of classes, you decide you want to go on a road trip with a couple of friends. Just last week, the gas prices were $3.89, and now they
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Club Failure: The Etownian
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. Since I have started working at the Etownian in September 2021, I have encouraged my friends and peers to pick up a copy of the paper. I told them about how professional
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3/31/22 Horoscopes
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. Equestrian (Aquarius)- We get it, you’re quirky. Fish Friend (Pisces)- You’re not a day dreamer, you just have a terrible sleep schedule. Angry Baby (Aries)- That’s right, chase that Red Bull. It’s
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Enjoying the warm weather
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. All this past week, Elizabethtown College students have had the pleasure of basking in the sun’s rays as they walked across campus. Some sported tank tops, shorts and flip flops due to
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Abby’s Advice: Choosing the right college
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. Finding the right college is a difficult task for anyone, whether you’re in high school, looking to transfer to a new school or are pursuing a degree later in life. However, there
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson builds a garden at Etown College
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. On Sunday, March 27, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson built a rock garden on the pathway to the Elizabethtown College Bowers Writers House. During an unexpected visit to the College, Johnson built the
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Chef Gordon Ramsay hosts cooking class
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. On Friday, March 25, Elizabethtown College hosted none other than Gordan Ramsay himself, who held a cooking class in the Bower’s Center Demonstration Kitchen. There he cooked various foods that he is
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Abby Lee Miller holds Beyoncé backup dancer class
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- March 31, 2022
The following article is part of an April Fools’ Edition of The Etownian: the stories are fake the but interviews/quotes are real. Last week, the cabinet members of E-Motion—Elizabethtown College’s all-inclusive dance club and the largest club on campus—were treated to a very special master class. The one and only Abby Lee Miller, star
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