• Horoscopes

    Horoscopes

    Aquarius: A lot of mental growth is about to come your way. This may come in the form of a new opportunity or learning from an old situation that no longer serves you. Try meditation or other forms of relaxation to clear your head in order to inspire specific breakthroughs. Pisces: Embrace your inner “Mom,

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  • Fall Festivities: Formal Jay

    Fall Festivities: Formal Jay

    On Sept. 24th, Elizabethtown College’s annual Formal Jay dance, themed ‘Out of This World,’ was held thanks to the Class of 2024 Senate. When it was announced, many students were over the moon to finally have a chance to dress up nice, even matching their masks with their outfits, and go out to dance. Tickets

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  • Weekly Chirp: Texas Abortion Ban

    Weekly Chirp: Texas Abortion Ban

    Disclaimer: To protect the views of the Etownian and myself, I will be using the term “fetus” to refer to the child/baby within the womb and “conception” to refer to the fertilization of an egg. I use the term “woman/women” throughout this piece, however, I understand that other individuals who do not identify as such

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  • Spend an afternoon at Cones and Clubs

    Spend an afternoon at Cones and Clubs

    On the weekends when the Office of Students Activities does not have anything planned, it is easy to get bored on campus. Ping-pong in the lobby can only be entertaining for so long, and no one ever wants to study just for the fun of it. Sometimes, you just need a break from the college

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  • Book Review: The Midnight Library

    Book Review: The Midnight Library

    Matt Haig’s latest novel is the perfect read for anyone struggling with the effects of the pandemic. “The Midnight Library” by Matt Haig is one of the most relevant books for readers amid a pandemic. Haig masterfully guides his readers through the story with vibrant imagery and almost poetic details. His writing tackles heavy ideas

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  • Welcome to the Jungle

    Welcome to the Jungle

    Sometimes, being a goldfish can be tough. Growing up in the fair was even tougher, and life could get pretty crazy.  We were constantly moving around, and even though it was fun to see new sights and people all the time, we really wanted a home to call our own. Some people say goldfish won

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  • Adulting with Simple Meals: Pizza

    Adulting with Simple Meals: Pizza

    Now that I’m living in an Independent Living Unit and meal-plan-free, I have to provide for myself like an adult. One struggle that I have is coming up with quick healthy meals I can make without burning down Brinser. I bring to you a simple and cost-effective meal idea: pizza.  Pizza is the college go-to

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  • Horoscopes

    Horoscopes

    Use your sun, moon and rising signs for a more rounded reading!  Aquarius: Make sure your ego doesn’t get in the way of accepting new opportunities in terms of relationships or job offers. Try not to make issues a bigger deal than they are and look at situations objectively.  Pisces: Put the passion you feel

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  • Fall Festivities: Field of Screams

    Fall Festivities: Field of Screams

    The horror attraction Field of Screams is now open for the fall season!  From now until Nov. 12, people can enjoy four attractions as well as three escape rooms and terrifying carnival games. All of their attractions have been amped up for new scares and extra layers of fear. This year, Field of Screams is

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