• Welcome to the Jungle

    Welcome to the Jungle

    Owner: Korinne Geiger Although I’ve only been here for two months, my time at Elizabethtown College has been going swimmingly. Of course, things are going swimmingly for me most of the time anyway—I’m a betta fish after all! Hi, everyone. My name is Kristoff. I haven’t lived at Etown for very long yet, but I’ve

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  • Companion Piece to Op-Ed from Dr. Sanjay Paul

    Companion Piece to Op-Ed from Dr. Sanjay Paul

    Disclaimer: The quotes of students have been edited for length and clarity. Some students have opted to remain anonymous whereas others have chosen to be named. Those who participated in the survey posted to Elizabethtown College’s Jays App will remain anonymous as their names were not collected. All opinions in this piece are entirely the

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  • Op-ed by Dr. Sanjay Paul

    Op-ed by Dr. Sanjay Paul

    Note: Professor Homer is a fictitious figure created solely for the purpose of satire. No such character has been known to roam the halls of Hoover, or anywhere else on campus, for that matter. The fictitious figure was created by Dr. Sanjay Paul. To vaccinate  or not to vaccinate against COVID-19,. is that the question?

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  • Movie Review: Stuck Together

    Movie Review: Stuck Together

    “Stuck Together” is a French movie released on Netflix on Saturday, Oct. 20, 2021. Originally titled “8 Rue de l’Humanite,” or “8 Humanity Street,” the movie is about the members of an apartment complex in Paris, France drawing closer together during the COVID-19 pandemic lockdown. Throughout three months, seven families become closer than ever before.

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  • Horoscopes

    Horoscopes

    Aries: Change is in the air this week. These changes will be sure to set up the rest of the semester as well as the start of the new year. Watch the job front as a new opportunity will come your way. Taurus: Make sure you reach out to your friends this week. The New

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  • Brock Malone: The Jay’s App very own influencer

    Brock Malone: The Jay’s App very own influencer

    The Jay’s App is something of an Elizabethtown College treasure. Originally meant to be a hub for student information, it has essentially turned into a glorified Twitter with its very own influencers. No one has achieved such high status on the app than first-year early education and special education major Brock Malone.  If you have

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  • Weekly Chirp: What’s going on with all the WiFi woes this semester?

    Weekly Chirp: What’s going on with all the WiFi woes this semester?

    Over the summer, Information and Technology Services (ITS) switched to a new provider for the Wi-Fi. While we all know that major changes like this often lead to a period of adjustment, many students have experienced ongoing and frustrating troubles with the Wi-Fi, despite being over halfway through the semester. In a survey posted last

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  • TV Show Review: Over the Garden Wall

    TV Show Review: Over the Garden Wall

    With Halloween days away, I’m sure Halloween movies and shows are being watched to get in the spooky spirit. My personal favorite show for this time of year is “Over the Garden Wall.” This short 10-episode mini-series aired in November 2014 on Cartoon Network. The cast stars Elijah Wood as Wirt, Collin Dean as Greg,

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  • Lancaster Pride Event for LGBTQ+ History Month

    Lancaster Pride Event for LGBTQ+ History Month

    For years, every June and October I watched with envy as my Instagram and Twitter feeds were filled with pictures and descriptions of fun events that happened at Pride festivals. I always longed for the chance to go and was planning on going to Pittsburgh Pride in 2020, but unfortunately, that was cancelled due to

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