Welcome back, Jays! For this edition of the Horoscopes, I was inspired by my latest obsession: Monopoly Go!. For months, I held off on downloading the silly app, even rolled my eyes at my friends who succumbed to the advertising, but eventually, I found myself a victim too. Now, the first thing I do when I wake up is roll my accumulated dice and almost wake my roommate up when I yell in frustration over not having enough money to upgrade my landmarks. So, keep reading to find out what Monopoly token you should play the next time you decide you want to test the strength of your friendship. Don’t forget to look at your sun, moon and rising for all the best options!
Aries- As the first zodiac sign, it only makes sense that you are one of the original Monopoly tokens, going all the way back to 1935 and still issued in the boardgame today. You are the Top Hat.
Taurus- For some reason, Taurus, you remind me of Elle from Legally Blonde. You both love the luxurious things in life and are not afraid to work for them. That is why I am deeming you as the Dog in the Handbag from the Electronic Banking edition.
Gemini- This spring semester, Gemini, I bet you’re as busy as a bee. You like to keep yourself occupied, racing around campus so fast that you become a blur. It only makes sense that you are the NASCAR Race Car from the 85th Anniversary edition.
Cancer- I’ve said it before, Cancer, and I’ll say it again: you’re a big softie underneath that concrete wall you built up for yourself. Since there is no crab for you to choose, you are the Thimble, one of the original Monopoly pieces that was retired in 2017.
Leo- You like to make a statement, Leo. When you walk into the room, all eyes should be on you. While this token may be unconventional, it will certainly fulfill your needs. You are the T-Rex with a Robot Arm from the Cheaters edition.
Virgo- Did you know that your sign is represented by the Maiden, Virgo? She is a goddess typically associated with wheat and farming. Pay homage to your symbol and play as the Windmill from the Here and Now: The World edition.
Libra- If there is one store that represents a Libra, it’s Target. It has the perfect layout with even lighting, and you can easily spend hours of your time in there. Thus, you are the Bullseye Dog from the Target edition.
Scorpio- Sly Scorpio, you are essentially a black cat personified. While Monopoly doesn’t have a black cat, it does have a silver one. You are Hazel the Cat, first introduced in the 2000’s and now included in standard editions.
Sagittarius- Your unwavering thirst for knowledge will take you to new heights, Sagittarius. It might even take you to the stars. You are the Astronaut from the Space edition.
Capricorn- The way you like to relax, Capricorn, is by taking a walk through the Dell or around Lake Placida. Nothing feels better than when the sun hits your skin. That’s why you are the Hiking Shoe from the America’s National Parks edition.
Aquarius- Your main goal in life, Aquarius, is to make the world a better place, and what better way to do that than through comedy? You are the Laughing Emoji from the Monopoly for Millennials edition.
Pisces- You’re a sensitive, quiet soul, Pisces, and so there is one token based on the hit Disney Channel cartoon character that I think you will relate to very much. You are Ferb Fletcher from the “Phineas and Ferb” edition.
