Let’s be honest—the Venn diagram of people who read these horoscopes and Taylor Swift fans is a circle. So, what better way to celebrate blondie’s newest release than to dissect them astrologically? Read below to see which “Midnights (3am Edition)” song your sign embodies. Use your sun, moon and rising signs for the most well-rounded reading!
Aquarius- You, dear Aquarius, with your passionate independence and desire to be known, are “Midnight Rain.” You never want to be stagnant, trading in simplicity for reinvention any day. In Swift’s words, “all of [you] changed”—and that’s how you like it.
Pisces- Remembering a past relationship with fondness and not hate is so you, sentimental Pisces—no wonder you relate to “Maroon” so heavily. Thinking about “the lips [you] used to call home” and feeling that love “no matter what” just about sums up your reflective mindset.
Aries- Fiery Aries, your fiery disposition makes you a sucker for the honeymoon stage of a relationship. Though you may not want to lock it down immediately, you can’t deny how much you love the newness of someone new—you’d love nothing more than to “stay in that ‘Lavender Haze.’”
Taurus- Deeply thoughtful, cozy and kind, you dear Taurus, love an intensely emotional connection just like the one Swift describes in “Sweet Nothing.” Don’t lie; the idea of “runnin’ home to your” partner and their “sweet nothing[s]” is all you want.
Gemini- Easygoing, charming and adaptive, it would be no surprise if you, airy Gemini, found love in a “just friends” situation—or “situationship.” Swift describes the shock of this in “Glitch,” which is exactly what you’d feel when you realize your casual flirting wasn’t so casual after all.
Cancer- Although people may not expect it, you, caring Cancer, can hold a grudge like no other—which makes it difficult for you to move on from an ex by whom you felt wronged. It’s no shock, then, that you relate so heavily to “Question…?”, especially the cuttingly passive aggressive line: “That’s nice.”
Leo- What better song for you, dear Leo, than one about recognizing your self worth and lighting up a room? “Bejeweled” is so clearly your song of this Swift era because no matter how much you slip and let people “[walk] all over [your] peace of mind,” you’ll always still be “bejeweled when [you] walk in the room.”
Virgo- Logical, observant and incredibly intelligent, you, lovely Virgo, are a true “Mastermind.” Everytime you’ve wanted something, “nothing was gonna stop [you]” from getting it—and if it takes planning out a careful meeting and thinking of love like an “equation,” you’ll do it.
Libra- Filled with a sense of justice, I can think of no other song but “Karma” to describe you, fair Libra. Though you may not take action for revenge, you know that people who’ve wronged you will get what’s coming to them. You “keep [your] side of the street clean” and relax, knowing that “[you] and karma vibe like that.”
Scorpio- Deeply intense Scorpio, wronging you is a mistake—your ability to hold a grudge is unmatched, and beyond that, you’ll find your own way of revenge. The line “don’t get sad, get even” is your mindset verbalized, so it’s no wonder that your song is “Vigilante Sh*t.”
Sagittarius- With the archer as your symbol, you, dear Sagittarius, are all about moving forward. If something doesn’t work out for you, you lean on yourself instead of others—a true “You’re on Your Own, Kid” moment. Your self-assured nature makes lines like “Everything you lose is a step you take” hit real hard.
Capricorn- You, my dear Capricorn, expect a lot from yourself, which can lead you to burden yourself with unrealistic expectations. This self-criticism can be a lot, making you feel like the “Anti-Hero” in your own story. Don’t be so rough on yourself—“it must be exhausting” having that much pressure on you all the time.
