It’s my favorite time of year, Blue Jays! Taylor Swift just released her tenth studio album (excluding her re-records) called “The Tortured Poets Department” (TTPD) on April 19. I, like so many other Swift fans, stayed up late to listen to the album and destroy my sleep schedule. Since its release, I’ve only listened to those 31 tracks, and I am OBSESSED! So, in honor of Swift already breaking records with her latest album, let’s find out what TTPD track you are based on your zodiac. Don’t forget to look at your sun, moon and rising to create your perfect playlist!
Aries: Your song is “Fresh Out The Slammer.” Fans of Swift’s “Getaway Car” will love this song with its story of newfound freedom. A notable lyric is “All those nights you kept me going/Swirled you into all of my poems.”
Taurus: Your song is “But Daddy I Love Him.” This track is about believing in your own choices, even when the entire world is against you. A notable lyric is “I’ll tell you something about my good name/It’s mine alone to disgrace.”
Gemini: You are “The Albatross,” which tells the story of people misinterpreting a sign and thinking its a bad omen when really it’s good luck. A notable lyric is “I’m the life you chose/And all this terrible danger.
Cancer: You are “Robin.” The narrator in this song describes an innocent person they wish to protect. It’s reminiscent of Swift’s “Never Grow Up.” A notable lyric is “You have a favorite spot on the swing set/You have no room in your dreams for regret.”
Leo: You are “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart.” In this song, Swift sings about how her career is thriving but her heart is breaking and the dichotomy of emotions this brings. A notable lyric is “I cry a lot, but I am so productive/It’s an art.”
Virgo: You are “I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can).” Here, the narrator is discussing a relationship that they are positive they can make better. A notable lyric is “He had a halo of the highest grade/He just hadn’t met me yet.”
Libra: You are “The Alchemy.” Arguably the most romantic song on the album, Swift talks about a newfound relationship that can’t be fought. A notable lyric is “Where’s the trophy?/He just comes running over to me.”
Scorpio: Your song is “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” This song describes the feeling of being frustrated with everyone doubting you. A notable lyric is “So I lеap from the gallows and I levitate down your street.”
Sagittarius: Your song is “The Bolter,” which is about knowing when it’s time to leave a situation and move on. A notable lyric is “You can be sure/That as she was leaving/It felt like freedom.”
Capricorn: Your song is “Florida!!!” featuring Florence + The Machine. This song describes working as hard as you can and sometimes needing a place to escape. A notable lyric is “”And this city reeks of driving myself crazy.”
Aquarius: Your song is the title track, “The Tortured Poets Department,” which is about two artists learning to navigate their relationship. A notable lyric is “But I’ve read this one/Where you come undone/I chose this cyclone with you.”
Pisces: Your song is “I Hate It Here,” which describes escaping to your fantasy world when real life isn’t up to your standards. A notable lyric is “I’ll save all my romanticism for my inner life and I’ll get lost on purpose.”
