Horoscopes: What candy are you?

Horoscopes: What candy are you?

Halloween is right around the corner, and what is more associated with the October holiday than the traditional treat: candy! Candy of all kinds are enjoyed year-round, but Halloween is when candy really circulates around the block. Let’s see what sugary treat each zodiac sign most aligns with. 

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): The Crunch bar is a classic chocolate bar full of crisped rice for a satisfying crunch. Once one gets to dig into a Scorpio or Crunch bar, it’s often more than it seems. Getting to know a Scorpio is satisfying due to their boldness up front and sensitivity deeper within. 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Snickers are a playful blend of chocolate, nougat, caramel and peanuts. That playfulness fits Sagittarius well, since they are overly optimistic individuals. The word snickers itself means laughter and joy, and Sagittarius values those feelings dearly. 

Capricorn (Dec. 21 – Jan. 20): Black and red licorice are either loved or loathed by those who wind up with it in their bucket. The basic yet blunt flavor of licorice matches Capricorn’s no-nonsense attitude. Fortunately, those who love licorice and Capricorns make themselves known very clearly, so ultimately it is no harm, no foul. 

Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 18): Jellybeans are a safe bet for anyone, with dozens upon dozens of unique flavors. Jellybeans are like Aquarius in the sense that they can be anything, from root beer to baby wipes flavored. This individuality means no jellybean or Aquarius are like the other.  

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Conversation hearts, while often seen around Valentines Day, are a thoughtful treat to give to a cherished one at any time of year. Like conversation hearts, Pisces are sentimental and like to express their affection. However, both candy hearts and Pisces can get overwhelming at times with how sweet they are. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Red Hots are cinnamon candy that packs a punch to whoever tries it. Like Red Hots, Aries are notorious for their fiery nature, making their presence known and impossible to ignore. Unfortunately, that strength can be a bit much for the average person to handle. 

Taurus (April 20 –May 20): Hershey’s is an iconic chocolate brand, especially for Pennsylvania residents. Such a common candy matches Taurus to a tee. Taurus are masters at grounding and connecting with the earth, therefore a very steadfast presence to be around.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Gushers are a popular candy that has a gummy outer shell and a gooey inner filling. Like gushers, Gemini has the dual sides of themselves to work with. Thankfully for both gushers and Gemini, the two opposing sides blend well to make an interesting experience. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Gummy bears are a gelatin-based treat and always bring a smile to people’s faces with their cute shape. Gummy bears are akin to Cancers in the sense that both are often seen as comforting and friendly. It is rare that someone vehemently dislikes gummy bears or Cancers. 

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Laffy Taffy is a chewy fruity candy, with bold flavors and bright colors. The one zodiac that has a lot in common with Laffy Taffy is Leo, the boldest of them all. Laffy Taffy also comes with jokes on their wrappers, something Leo loves to do: joke with and make others laugh. 

Virgo (Aug. 23 –Sept. 22): Candy corn is a familiar Halloween candy shaped like a mini triangle with three different colors. Like candy corn, Virgos are individuals that are precise and exact, sometimes seen as uptight. Both candy corn and Virgos have their fair share of haters and lovers due to how they are. 

Libra (Sept. 23 –Oct. 22): Airheads are a fruity taffy candy, often seen in ads to make people ditzy and have feelings of wanderlust. Libra matches those descriptors. Since they are an air sign, they can be flighty and a bit out of touch at times. Both Airheads and Libra are often well liked by most as well.

 

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