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Computer Science works with Athletics to Compete in Excel Tournament 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2025
To get students from varying majors involved with the athletics department, Elizabethtown College recently announced plans to introduce a new Microsoft Excel sport to their athletic line-up. The event would consist of races wherein participants had to accomplish specific tasks in Excel quickly and efficiently and is intended for computer science majors. The college was
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Elizabethtown College Considers Professional Wii Sports 0
- April Fools' Edition
- March 31, 2025
To increase its athletic offerings, Elizabethtown College will pitch Wii Sports Bowling as a new professional sport. The athletics department intended to test the potential of this event at Etown before sending the idea out to other colleges. As such, they organized a makeshift tournament for the popular motion-control-based game. To iron out any issues
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Etown Lacrosse Falls in Close Match Against Stockton 0
- Sports
- March 24, 2025
Elizabethtown College men’s lacrosse team continued their out-of-conference play against the Stockton University Ospreys at home on March 11. As the match started, the Blue Jays immediately put pressure on the Ospreys’ goal. Despite attempts to block plays by Stockton junior Riley Burns, Etown sophomore Reese Levinson scored the first goal of the match in
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HYROX leads athletes beyond traditional sports 0
- Sports
- March 17, 2025
The world is filled with several unorthodox sports, often overshadowed by more popular activities. The Olympics occasionally sees one or two of these with new events like breaking, and most people might not know that racketball exists when the more popular sport of tennis operates similarly to it. However, one new sport recently started strong
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