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  • Satan goes to college; promptly expelled

    Satan goes to college; promptly expelled

    For too long Satan’s precise strategy to bring about America’s downfall had been a mystery. What exactly was the devil up to? Satan had of course made a rousing appearance in Biblical times, but that was a long time ago. He disappeared for a while after that, but then, in the fourteenth century, the circles

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  • Professors consider cause of grade inflation

    Professors consider cause of grade inflation

    Is your hard-earned “A” truly hard-earned? A’s are now awarded more than ever — especially at private colleges — and researchers Stuart Rojstaczer and Christopher Healy have the data to prove it. Their most recent research, available at gradeinflation.com, indicates that A’s make up 43 percent of all letter grades given, a jump of 23

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  • Local discount programs provide savings

    Local discount programs provide savings

    As we head into mid-winter, wallets are still empty from Christmas shopping, and boredom is at an all-time high. But who knew our handy Elizabethtown College student IDs could solve all our problems? Theatres, stores and restaurants in the area offer a variety of discounts for simply showing your student ID. Many students hardly think

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  • Students share techniques unique ideas to decorate dorms

    Students share techniques unique ideas to decorate dorms

    For most Elizabethtown College students, spending money is definitely a luxury: we can only hope that the $23 left in our bank account will make it to the end of the week. When we finally do earn some money, it’s generally used to buy food, books, that precious Xbox game or the most adorable shirt

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  • Mimic Italian designer Bottega Veneta on student’s budget

    Mimic Italian designer Bottega Veneta on student’s budget

    Keeping up with the latest fashion trends doesn’t have to drain your bank account. Spring 2012 runways were filled with many different styles that can be easily replicated with items from less expensive stores. One of this season’s biggest fashion trends is combining vibrant and bold colors in an outfit with simple accessories. Many designers

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  • Classroom etiquette: avoid conflict, build respectful relationships

    Classroom etiquette: avoid conflict, build respectful relationships

    As a college student, one of the most challenging parts of academic life can be interacting with your professors. For some, this can be an intimidating scenario, especially if a conflict arises, such as an error in the syllabus or difficulty understanding an assignment. Although challenging, understanding expectations and following proper classroom etiquette can help

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  • Penn State suffers major loss: JoePa dies at 85

    Penn State suffers major loss: JoePa dies at 85

    • News
    • January 26, 2012

    Happy Valley was once home to a man who holds the record for most victories (409) by a Division I coach. Joe Paterno, former head football coach for the Pennsylvania State University, passed away Sunday at age 85. Best known as “JoePa,” he taught his students to play with honor and sportsmanship, emphasizing the importance

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  • Police interference raises ethics questions

    Police interference raises ethics questions

    • News
    • December 9, 2011

    The slogan “We are the 99 percent” has come a long way since it originated with The Occupy Wall Street movement. From Wall Street to downtown Lancaster, Occupy protestors claim to be a part of the 99 percent not included in the wealthiest portion of the U.S. population. Each week since the Occupy Wall Street

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  • PSU community reacts to controversial dismissal of ‘JoePa’

    PSU community reacts to controversial dismissal of ‘JoePa’

    • News
    • November 17, 2011

    A sex scandal, a break-down in communication and a beloved football coach fired from a renowned college. These are exactly the events that have unfolded over the last week that put Penn State at the center of a national media frenzy. According to msnbc.msn.com, Mike McQueary, who is currently on administrative leave, claimed in a

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